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May 08

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Apr 30

“Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.” — Anonymous (via fuckyeahcomputerscience)

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Apr 29

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Programmer

• A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping
• Woman: Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6.
• Man: O.K.
• Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread.
• His wife is flabbergasted
• Woman: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?
• Man: They had eggs

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thedailywhat:

Chatroulette Troll of the Day: My favorite part is where he calls this exchange “mad gay” and then spits out “mewtwo” like second nature.

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