shmeal

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

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—	Anonymous (via fuckyeahcomputerscience)

(via fuckyeahcomputerscience)

Programmer

 A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping
Woman: Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6. 
Man: O.K.
 Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. 
 His wife is flabbergasted
Woman: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread? 
Man: They had eggs

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thedailywhat:

Chatroulette Troll of the Day: My favorite part is where he calls this exchange “mad gay” and then spits out “mewtwo” like second nature.

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